Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"