Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
My life </3 XD :'(
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."