Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You mom as so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
Your mom as so fat she fell down the grand canton and got stuck
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
