Fat jokes
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.