Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

My sis a fat cow.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

What did the cow say to the fat pig?

Moooooooove over!

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.