Fat jokes
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!