Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
