Fat jokes
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.