Fat

Fat Jokes

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?

Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.