Fat jokes
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Fat Lever.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Khalil Abubakar
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Ur fat.