Fat jokes

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

You are a fat pig.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.