Fattest jokes

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.