Fattest jokes

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko