Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

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Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.