Fat Jokes

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

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Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.