Letterbox jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Community talk
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