Letterbox Jokes

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited

Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.