Fat

Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.