Fat jokes

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Who's Joe?

Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Americans are fat.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.