Fat jokes

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.

When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."