Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

I am a fat girl.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.