Fat jokes

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

I am a fat girl.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.