Fat jokes
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Fat Lever.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Khalil Abubakar
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Ur fat.
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.