Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I eat ass.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.