Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Fat Lever.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Khalil Abubakar
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Ur fat.
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
