Fast Food jokes
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Memes
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Pizza Hut.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Bunger.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!