Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
u look like burger
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
