Fast Food jokes

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Pizza Hut.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

Bunger.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?

They both come with a toy.