Fast Food jokes
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Pizza Hut.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Memes
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Bunger.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.