Fast Food

Fast Food jokes

Life

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Priest

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

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  • Woman

    Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

    A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

    Memes

    Nike

    Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

    Car

    Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

    Lie

    Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

    Taco Bell

    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

    Taco Bell going out of business.

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  • Food

    If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.