Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
u look like burger
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
