Pizza Hut.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Bunger.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
