Fast Food jokes
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.