Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
