Fast Food jokes
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
You look like a burger.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Mmmmmm zogslop~
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.