Fast Food jokes
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Memes
Brass Mcknuckles.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.