Fast Food jokes
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
No one.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.