They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
"Me fa so?"
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantisy section.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
