Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
