Fantasy jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!" Genie: "Wish granted!" When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
I like unicorns.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.