Fantasy jokes

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

I wank over Rose Watson.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.