Fantasy jokes
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Dwarf Shortage.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
Stephanie has a magic.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Hodor.