Fantasy jokes
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Hodor.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?