Fantasy jokes
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
Stephanie has a magic.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Hodor.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"