Family jokes

Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

A. An easy bake oven.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Why do people love dating orphans?

Because they're always home alone.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

Why do orphans become hookers?

They can call someone daddy.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.

What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...