Family jokes
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Memes
MOOOMMMM
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you know your sisterโs on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they donโt exist.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.