Family jokes
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
UHH, DADDY!
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?