Family jokes
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Memes
I CANT AHAHAHA
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.