Family jokes
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
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Good luck, Jake.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.