Family jokes

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Why do people love dating orphans?

Because they're always home alone.

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

Why do orphans become hookers?

They can call someone daddy.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.

My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."