Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Memes
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they donโt exist.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.