Family

Family jokes

Snake

    • One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

    Child

    • Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

    Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

    Family memes

    Porn

    • Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

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    • Cousin

    • I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

    Stepfather

    • On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

    Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

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    • Man

    • One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

    Five years later, he came back and left again.