What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents
