Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they donât exist.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Iâll never forget my Granddadâs last words to me just before he died.
âAre you still holding the ladder?â
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, âWhatâs that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?â and mum said, âItâs a bush, every girl has one!â Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, âDaddy, whatâs that long thing?â The dad then says, âItâs a sexy boyâ accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, âWhat does sexy mean?â And the dad says, âYour mother, of course,â making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, âYouâre so so sexy!â