Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
