Family

Family jokes

Job

I had sex with my boss's daughter.

I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.

Daddy

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

Adoption

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Memes

Orphan

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Break up

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Mother

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

Daughter

Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."

Father: "Sorry."

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  • Brother

    Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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  • Pilot

    Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

    He was the best pilot in Arab.

    Depression

    Depression, I got it.

    A girlfriend, don't got it.

    A life, don't got it.

    Help, got it.

    Friends, don't got it.

    Family, I got it.

    Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

    Sister

    Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

    Kid 1: "As if."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

    Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

    Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

    Orphan

    I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

    Milk

    A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.