I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
