Family jokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.