Family jokes
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Memes
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?