Family jokes
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Memes
LISTEN ITS GOOD
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Your mom gay.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Your family.