Family jokes

Orphans have no parents.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?

One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.

The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?

Kanye West has parents.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.

A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asked what that was for.

"It is for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"