Family jokes
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Memes
When strict parents👍
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Louie being born.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.