Family jokes
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Memes
which meme is the best
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.