Family jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/