Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.