Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?