Family jokes
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
So true
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O