Family jokes
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!