Family jokes

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.

Why do orphans die young?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Why can't orphans bake?

They don't have milk.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.