Family jokes
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Your mom gay.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.