Family jokes
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Memes
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Yo mom!
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!