Family jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I pregnoot.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.