Family jokes
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
My dad is unlucky.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Yo momma!
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Ur mom gay, lol.
Yo mom!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.