Family jokes
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Why does my brother have no mom?
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.