Family jokes
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
It’s so cold make it stop
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
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My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"