Family jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Why can't orphans play Monopoly?

Because they never get a full house.

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

A dog gets adopted.

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Home Depot.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

Yo momma!

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.