Family jokes

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

Why do orphans become hookers?

They can call someone daddy.

Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

Because they have no one to tell them off.

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Mom! (DYM 22)

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.