Family jokes
My dad is unlucky.
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What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo mom!
Memes
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Ur mom gay, lol.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Your mum lol teehee!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.