Family jokes
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Yo mama so nice she...
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
Hi, Dad.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.