Family jokes
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Memes
Your mum lol teehee!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Ur mom gay, lol.
I pregnoot.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
My dad is unlucky.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.