Family jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I pregnoot.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.