Why cant an Orphan be a Youtuber. Because most of the videos are Family-Friendly.
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
Guess why orphans can't be gay?. Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No.1 pencils? 🤔
My entire family “TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!” Me “OH NO” 💀
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
