My father left me at a young age
He was only five
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorow.
mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I ever knew
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God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
