Family jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.