Family jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?