My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.