Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Yo mama so fat...
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Who needs parents to be great?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"