Family jokes
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.