Family jokes
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your dad must be a mailman.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.