What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
what movie do all orphans find relatable? Spiderman no way home.
What do you call a orphans family reunion
Me time
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she
Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
