Family jokes
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.