I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
