Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
