What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.