What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.