Family jokes
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.