Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Family Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
