Family jokes
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
Memes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.