Family jokes
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
My mom is gay.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
I hate my wife.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.