Family jokes
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?