Family jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.