Family jokes
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.