Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Family Jokes
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Dad?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
