Family jokes
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Memes
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I am Mario's brother.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
His gay ass dad.