Family jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Dad?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.