Family jokes
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Memes
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
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Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.