Family jokes
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.