Family jokes
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, βMommy, can little girls have babies?β
βNo,β said his mom, βOf course not.β
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, βItβs okay! We can play that game!β
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! πππππ Sorry.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.