Family jokes
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Memes
Joke turned serious
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
His gay ass dad.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.