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Family jokes

Orphan

    • There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

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    • Milf

    • I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

    My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

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    Postman

    • Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

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    • Orphan

    • What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

    Someone: Ugly?

    Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

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    • Position

    • Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

    Probably top.

    Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

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    • Dad

    • What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

    My dad went to get both and never came back.

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    • Blowjob

    • I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

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