Family jokes
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
My family.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Ur mom gay.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.