Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Family Jokes
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
