What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Family Jokes
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
