Family jokes
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!