Family jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.