Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."