Family jokes
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Memes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...