Family jokes

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.