Family jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."