What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Family Jokes
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
