Family jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!