Family jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.