Family jokes
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Brutha was caught lacking
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.