Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Family Jokes
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
