Family jokes
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."