Family jokes
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Memes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Orphans are lonely.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.