Family

Family jokes

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

Orphan

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Orphan

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

Dad

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

Baby

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Technology

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Orphan

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Dad

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

Orphan

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!