Family jokes
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.