I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Family Jokes
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphans are lonely.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
