Family jokes
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Memes
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.