Family jokes
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!