Family

Family jokes

Orphan

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Dom Toretto

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Family Tree

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Gun

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

Stomach

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

Orphan

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Orphan

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.