Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.