Family jokes
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.