Family jokes

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

What's an orphan's favorite store?

Ashley Home Store.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.