Family jokes
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Orphans are lonely.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.