Family jokes
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphans are lonely.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.