Family jokes
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Your mum's foreheads.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Who needs parents to be great?
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.