Family jokes
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.